Sam awoke early this morning to go Black Friday shopping while Mom and Son slept. He sharpened his elbows and fought off the hordes of deal-thirsty octogenarians at the Mayo Clinic Store in the subway. The adult diapers and sleep-apnea equipment were flying. You could hear peoples hips snapping in two as they stampeded towards the unparalleled selection of sale-priced compression hosiery. Sam made it out of the harrowing experience with his prize: a top-of-the-line breast pump.
Be smart and safe, you last-minute shoppers. Beat the crowds and order your urology and ostomy supplies online!
http://www.mayoclinic.org/mcitems/mc1200-mc1299/mc1234-47.pdf
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